zomzie:

kagahimedesu:

If I consider you a close friend chances are I’m gonna be at least a little gay with you

jionttt:

the reason why so many people prefer older men isnt because we have some sort of kink but because we know young teenage boys are a complete fucking disaster that can only be salvaged by the sands of time

gorlt:

gorlt:

i’m horny but i don’t wanna masturbate because i’m tryna get right with god

you ever cum so hard ya legs start shaking n ya face get all sweaty and you hallucinate and see Jesus shakin his head no

megacharizardxxx:

"why am i so cold?" i ask myself as i continue to drink cold beverages

psyducked:

ruff night

superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

pizza:

misha-loves-tahno:

please no one wear these ever 


too late, Justin bieber already does